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some Bay Area
Variety
Two
old men decide they are close to their last days
submitted by Wild Bill
So they decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they
end up at the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager,
'go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These
two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They
won't even know the difference.' The manager does as he is told and the two
old men go upstairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home the first man says, 'you Know, I think my girl was
dead!' 'Dead?' says his friend, 'why do you say that?' 'Well, she never
moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her.' His friend mumbles,
'could be worse I think mine was a witch.' 'A witch? Why the heck would you
say that?' 'Well, while I was kissing her on the neck, I gave her a little
bite, then she farted and flew out the window... And took my teeth with
her!'
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