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Rancher
One morning, on his way out to check the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The
insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove
a nail into the 2 x 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him
where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
So then the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial
insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to
the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she
tells him, "This is the one right here."
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy
blonde, the man asks, "Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be
bred?"
"That’s simple. By the nail over its stall." Amy explains very confidently.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
She turns and as she is walks away, with complete confidence, says, "I guess
it's to hang your pants on."
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