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Ran Over the Easter Bunny
submitted by Bill Harper
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the
middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well
as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the
rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the
side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong. "I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit the
Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM." The blonde says,"Don't worry." She
runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead
Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off
down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops
down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns
and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he
hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in
that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?" The woman turns the can
around so that the man can read the label.
It says.."Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."
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