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some Bay Area
Variety
Joke
submitted by Mike Newell
the Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they
got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later,
Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you
see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell
you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is
in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in
the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" Tonto is silent for a moment, then
says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than a buffalo. It means someone stole tent."
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