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We
need a new cuckoo clock
Submitted by Stephen Whynot
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls. 'I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit
loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in
the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
the punch...
The Negligee
A Husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his
wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in
price. the more sheer, the higher the price.
there's more...
The
People’s Lawyer’s
Tip of the Day
If you can't get a good interest rate, consider increasing the amount of
your monthly payment. For a $15,000 loan at 21 percent interest, payable at
$405.80 for 60 months, the interest charge you pay over the term of the loan
is $9,348.02. Your total repayment amount is $24,348.02. By adding just $50
a month, you shorten your payoff term to 50 months and save $1,814.22 in
interest.
ROBOT
LIE DETECTOR
sent by Tom Warner
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.
His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a
robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
the punch...
Bay
Area Houston Ballet & Theatre Announces 2008-2009 Season “Caliente…..A
Season With Sizzle”
by Vanessa Handrick Garner
Bay Area Houston Ballet, the Bay Area’s own professional ballet company is
gearing up for A Season With Sizzle! The 2008-2009 season is full of
exciting new productions, holiday classics and traditional ballets.
read on...
Beacon Island
Builders Make Plans to Break Ground
Custom home builders Murphy Yates and Dan Wallrath report they have received
the first reservations on Beacon Island estate home sites and are hard at
work on plans for home buyer review and approval. They both expect to begin
construction this summer with occupancy expected next year.
read on...
Two
old men decide they are close to their last days
submitted by Wild Bill
So they decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they
end up at the local brothel. the
punch...
A Berry Good
Proposition: Black Raspberries May Fight Oral Cancer
from Dr. Catharine Goodson!
In the mood for something sweet? Consider a handful of black raspberries.
Researchers at Ohio State's James Cancer Hospital have shown that black
raspberries may not only help prevent colon and esophageal cancer, but help
battle oral cancer as well. Lab tests show that this delicious fruit reduced
tumors on the mouth by up to 44 percent. Unfortunately, there are a couple
of problems...more...
Hellmann's
mayonnaise
submitted by Cpt. Cerrillo
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was
manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of
the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be
the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
the punch line...
The People’s
Lawyer’s Tip of the Day
Buying a house through what is called a "contract for deed" does
not offer you as much legal protection as when you use a more traditional
mortgage. A new law, however, gives you the right to convert a contract for
deed into a mortgage at any time by requesting the seller convey the
property into your name and take back a mortgage.
Cowboy's Ten
Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie, Texas
Submitted by Mike Getz
(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
the rest...
Pastor's Business
Card
Submitted by Carol Fjelsta
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his members. At one house it
seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated
knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote
'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
and the punch...
The
People’s Lawyer’s
Tip of the Day
If you do not have a will, the law writes one for you. For
example, if you are married and have children from another marriage, your
children and their step-mother may share your property after your death. The
best way to make sure your property goes to whom you want after your death
is to have a will. A will can also avoid time and expense when it comes to
probate.
A Rancher
One morning, on his way out to check the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The
insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove
a nail into the 2 x 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him
where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
and the punch...
The
People’s Lawyer’s
Tip of the Day
Always use a credit card when shopping online or by mail. Federal
law allows you to refuse to pay the credit card bill if the goods are never
delivered.
Protect
your pet from parasites!
Animal Kingdom Pet Hospital
Happy spring! Parasite protection for your pet is important all year long,
but warmer weather often means more outdoor activities and time spent
outdoors, which in turn leads to increased exposure to parasites.
there's more...
May
10 Elections in League City, food for thought
Pat Hallisey
Very few people have the personal resources to run for public office. I
would be leery of those who tout themselves as so self sufficient. If it is
not important to get their campaign issues out there then why are they
running? read on...
The
Aisle Seat
Mike Newell
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the
other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat
down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get
a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get
it for you.' the punch...
Tips
on Pumping Gasoline
Submitted by: Nalani Freitas
1) Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the
ground temperature
is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks
buried below
ground. The colder the ground the more dense the gasoline, when it gets
warmer
gasoline expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening....your
gallon is not
exactly a gallon. more
tips...
The
End is Near, Turn Yourself Around
Submitted by Carol Fjelsta
Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and
Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.
I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground,
that reads:
"Da End iss Near! Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It's Too Late!"
the punch...
The
People’s Lawyer’s
Tip of the Day
Don't let anyone steal your identity when they go "pfishing".
Pfishing is when an identity thief sends you a fake notice that looks like
it's from a bank, creditor, credit card company or PayPal, telling you there
is a problem with your account and to reply. Never reply to any email asking
for personal information. If you think it is a real request, call the
creditor to confirm it.
Texas Taxpayers
and the TEA: The Fleecing of Special Education
submitted by Renee Bennet
If you are a taxpayer, this letter is directed to you.
True, it may not directly apply to many of you, but it is very much about
you. You see, as a taxpayer, whose money supports the public education
system in Texas, you are an accomplice to a crime you didn’t even know was
being committed: the fleecing of special education. Perhaps that may not be
a crime that is written in any law book, but still very much a crime of
indecency indeed...read on
Pilates exercise
and back pain
submitted by Pilates Studio
The important principles of Pilates are consistent with an exercise program
that promotes back health. In particular, learning awareness of neutral
alignment of the spine and strengthening the deep postural muscles that
support this alignment are important skills for the back pain patient.
there's more...
Boudreaux
in New York
Two business men in NY are sitting down for a break in their soon- to-be new
store. As yet, the store isn't ready -- only a few shelves are set up.
One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk
by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
the rest
The People’s
Lawyer’s Tip of the Day
Federal law allows you to withhold
payment from your credit card company if the goods you purchase never
arrive. But you must act quickly. Under the law, you must dispute your bill
within 60 days of when it is sent. Wait too long and you lose you rights!
Speaker
series shares how to get ahead
Find out how to have more fulfilling relationships and a better job
performance from speaker Tim Duffy as he presents “Living a Life of
Leadership: How to Get Ahead in your Relationships and Career” Friday, April
11, 6 p.m. in the Student Services and Classroom Building, 2700 Bay Area
Blvd., Houston. more...
Get
rid of mosquitoes. Does anyone out there know if this really works?
The best way of getting rid of mosquitoes is Listerine, the original
medicinal type. (The cheap Dollar Store-type works, too.) And, Listerine has
no DEET in it, which is nicer for spraying on your children!
read on...
Today's
DO - not DON'T! VIN # - WARNING
submitted by Paul Fjelsta
Here is INFO worth the price of your car. WHAT WILL the car thieves THINK OF
NEXT? The car thieves peer through the windshield of your car or vehicle,
write down the VIN # from the label on the dash, go to the local car
dealership and request a duplicate key based on the VIN #. I didn't believe
this e-mail, so I called Chrysler-Dodge and pretended I had lost my keys.
there's more...
Dental Decay &
Sealants
Dr. Catharine Goodson
Fluoride has been a great benefit to patients of all ages in helping prevent
dental decay. Regular brushing and flossing lowers the chance of developing
cavities. However, sometimes good habits alone aren't enough. The most
decay-prone areas of teeth are the grooves and depressions on the chewing
surfaces of the back teeth. These vulnerable areas require further
preventive care. more...
Raptors make visit
to Galveston as part of FeatherFest April 3-6 at Saengerfest Park
submitted by Sue Reed
GALVESTON ISLAND, Texas—Raptors, otherwise known as birds of prey, will
ascend on Saengerfest Park, 23rd and Strand, April 3-6 as a free activity
included as part of FeatherFest 2008. Jonathan Wood’s Raptor Project
features eagles, hawks, falcons and owls and is touted to be the best raptor
show in the United States.
read on...
The
People’s Lawyer’s Tip of the Day
Homeowner's insurance covers much more than you might think. But
insurance is a contract and you must read it carefully. Was your laptop
stolen out of your car? Read you policy, you may be covered for this loss.
A
Whole Mole Family
submitted by Wild Bill
A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together in a little mole
hole. One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and
said, 'Yum! I smell maple syrup!' The mama mole sticks her head out of the
hole, sniffs the air and said, 'Oh, Yum! I smell honey!'
here's the punch...
Some
Pretty Cool Uses and Facts forWD-40
submitted by Paul Fjelsta
I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday
morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of
this beige truck (for some unknown reason).
read on...
League
City Cougars go all the Way
by Amanda Bryant
7 boys come together to represent League City in Division II TAAF State
Tournament. Team members are:
click right here
The People’s
Lawyer’s Tip of the Day
All banks are not created equal. Their services may be the same but prices
are not. Shop around. Ask about free checking and online banking. Find out
what the rate of interest is on deposits and what they charge for bounced
checks, stop-payment orders and other services. Set up a line of credit
instead of agreeing to "free" over-draft protection. A little comparative
shopping can save you hundreds of dollars a year.
GALVESTON'S SECOND
OLDEST RESIDENCE RECEIVES COMPLETE INTERIOR UPDATE BY 12 GULF COAST INTERIOR
DESIGN TEAMS
by Una Gourlay
The 169-year-old Samuel May Williams House, the second oldest residential
dwelling in Galveston, will find itself in a new role this spring: a
showhouse for area designers who have volunteered to make over the interior
of the house in an up-to-date but historically sensitive style.
read on...
I
Ran Over the Easter Bunny
submitted by Bill Harper
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the
middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well
as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the
rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
and the punch...
Cell Phone
Emergency Tips and Tricks
submitted by Trisha George
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your
mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival.
Check out the things that you can do with it:
Tip 1 Emergency...
The People’s
Lawyer’s Tip of the Day
In Texas, there is no wage garnishment except for child support, student
loans and certain taxes. A debt collector's threat to garnish your wages
when he cannot do so, for example for a credit card debt, violates Texas and
federal debt collection laws.
A
Dog Named Sniffer
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when
another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever
in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at
the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.
and the punch...
How
is the date for Easter determined?
Submitted by: Barbara Garvey
Easter is early this year, we all know that. How is the date for Easter
determined? Here’s the answer. Easter is always the 1st Sunday after the 1st
full moon after the Spring Equinox (which is March 20).
there's more...
Mayonnaise Jar and
2 Cups of Coffee
submitted by Mike Newell
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a
day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.
the rest...
The People’s Lawyer’s
Tip of the Day
Most credit card agreements give
the credit card company the right to change terms, including the interest
rate, at any time. Be cautious of any low introductory rate of interest, and
read all the small print in your agreement. Read everything very carefully
before you apply.
The Outsourcing of
Mental Health
submitted by Mike Newell
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in
Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I
could drive a truck.
Who's Your Best
Friend?
submitted by Paul Marx
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your
wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is
really happy to see you?
Creative
Conditioning Pilates - 281-797-6442
Judy Cohen began her Pilates training in 2000 while recovering from a
challenging battle with esophageal cancer. Because of a diminished lung
capacity, Judy came to Catherine Shafer (a West Coast Pilates
Instructor–Trainer) and owner of Creative Conditioning Pilates Studio.
get the rest...
Preventing Gum and
Bone Disease
Dr. Catharine Goodson
Problem: Gum and bone disease that goes undetected
Solution: Promote health through awareness
Prevention is an overused word in our vocabulary, but we all know it works.
You see it in what you do every day. Who wouldn't rather prevent a crisis
than manage one?
more...
The People’s
Lawyer’s Tip of the Day
The Texas Deceptive Trade Practices Act requires full disclosure by sellers.
If a seller intentionally withholds material information, he could be
responsible for three times the consumer's damages, plus court costs and
attorney's fees.
WHY YOU NEVER
QUESTION A DRUNK...
submitted by MIke Newell
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head
of lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, A 1 lb. package of bacon. As I was
unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing
behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the
cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be
single.' here's
the punch...
In 2008, daylight
time begins on March 9 and ends on November 2
On the second Sunday in March, clocks are set ahead one hour at 2:00 a.m.
local standard time, which becomes 3:00 a.m. local daylight time. On the
first Sunday in November, clocks are set back one hour at 2:00 a.m. local
daylight time, which becomes 1:00 a.m. local standard time. These dates were
established by the Energy Policy Act of 2005, Pub. L. no. 109-58, 119 Stat
594 (2005). more facts...
Actual
letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, to her
boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
submitted by Mike Newell
Dear Mr. Baker,
As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have a few very
basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an
intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your
consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and myself during the
commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few
true genetic wastes of our time.
get a laugh...
The People’s
Lawyer’s Tip of the Day
Have you been bothered by a door-to-door salesman? Under the law,
you have three days to change your mind whenever you sign a contract
negotiated in your home by a salesperson. The best advice is don't talk to
any salesperson who shows up at you door. But if you make a mistake and get
talked into a bad deal, the law gives you three days to cancel.
V8:
The Power of Vegetables
submitted by Friendswood Pilates
Growing up you may have been told to eat your greens, but what about your
reds, oranges, and yellows?
Eating a wide range of colorful vegetables and fruit provides essential
vitamins, minerals, fiber, and phytonutrients (plant nutrients) that your
body needs to promote good health. V8 100% Vegetable Juice makes it so easy
to get essential vitamins and nutrients in one delicious drink. And it has
50 calories per 8-ounce glass. get
the rest...
Dishin’
Out Delicious, Bailey’s American Grille Places Fourth Among 58 Restaurants
in Houston Rodeo Best Bites Competition
submitted by Kelcey Rieger
HOUSTON – February 26, 2008 – Bailey’s American Grille was recently
announced the Fourth Place Winner in this year’s Rodeo Uncorked! Roundup and
Best Bites Competition with their signature dish, Shiner Bock-Braised Bison
Short Rib.
 The
competition, held on February 18, 2008 at Reliant Astrodome, is part of the
Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo™ and featured tastings of award-winning
wines and signature dishes from some of the Houston area’s top chefs.
read on...
A story I heard...
submitted by Mike
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2
years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a
little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.
get a laugh...
On
the first day, God created the dog and said:
submitted by Mike Newell
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or
walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'
have a laugh...
The People’s
Lawyer’s Tip of the Day
The Texas Deceptive Trade Practices Act requires full disclosure
by sellers. If a seller intentionally withholds material information, he
could be responsible for three times the consumer's damages, plus court
costs and attorney's fees.
Here’s a
Valentine’s story for you........this is a real love story
by Eddie Harper
In 1984 I enlisted in the US Army. I spent basic training at Fort Knox and
then on to Fort Lee in Virginia. After my training I shipped off to Hanua
Germany just outside of Frankfurt.
there's more...
RETIREMENT
PLANNING FOR 2008
submitted by Mike Newell
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
$1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had
purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $36.00 left. But, if
you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have
had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
Pick Your
Candidate
sent by Jim Nelson
This has been around but that was before the pack was thinned out. Last
time, I did this and got Tom Tancredo. The beauty of this is that unless you
say something like I have below, no one knows what you put into this and the
answers. So, Go to
http://www.wqad.com/Global/link.asp?L=259460 to see which candidate fits
you. I got McCain. I didn't realize I was that close to his views.
Andy Rooney Tips
for Handling Telemarketers
submitted by Mike Newell
Three Little Words That Work !!
(1) The three little words are: 'Hold On, Please...'
read on...
A man owned a
small farm in Indiana
submitted by Suzette Cerrillo
The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper
wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the
agent. more...
The People’s
Lawyer’s Tip of the Day
Homeowner's insurance covers much more than you might think. But
insurance is a contract and you must read it carefully. Was your laptop
stolen out of your car? Read you policy, you may be covered for this loss.
Gator Shoes and
the Blond
submitted by Bill Harper
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on
vacation.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way,
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers,
the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my
own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"
the rest...
Tattoo artists
exhibit art work
Experience fine art from the perspective of the nation’s top tattoo artists
during University of Houston-Clear Lake’s “Artists of Permanence: The Fine
Art of the Tattooist” exhibit in the Art Gallery, Jan. 28 – March 14.
Featuring the paintings, drawings, sculptures and ceramic works of local and
national tattoo artists, the exhibit was inspired by Assistant Professor of
Applied Design and Graphic Arts Matthew Linton’s interest in looking at
another form of tattooists’ art work.
more details...
The People’s
Lawyer’s Tip of the Day
You can sue in Texas Small Claims Court for up to $10,000 and
you do not need an attorney to assist you. Next time you get ripped-off,
consider the real people's court. Small Claims Court is quick, informal and
easy to use. In many cases, once the other person knows you know your legal
rights and will assert them, they quickly try to settle the dispute.
How to Tell the
Sex of a Fly
submitted by Bill Harper
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a
fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were
on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.
We just saw the
movie “The Great Debaters” starring Denzel Washington and Forrest
Whitaker and an absolutely outstanding cast. Oprah Winfrey produced the
movie.
I have to tell you this is one of the most profound movies I have ever seen.
If you are a movie goers, it is highly recommended and I think it will be
well worth your time.
Pat Hallisey
Exercise demands
Commitment
submitted by FriendswoodPilates
Let's tell the truth about exercise: most of us are not doing it, we know we
should, we may even want to and regret the fact that we're not, and we
simply don't know how to begin. Here's how to begin: pick the form of
aerobic activity and resistance training that you think you might enjoy and
start doing it. Start today, do some, not too much, and do some more
tomorrow. Then wait a day and do some the next day. Like that. Keep going
and soon it will become a routine.
more...
Are Your Teeth
Temperamental? Dealing with Sensitive Smiles
submitted by Dr. Catharine Goodson
Are you overly sensitive? Relax, I don't mean crying during life insurance
commercials; I'm talking about your smile. Millions of adults struggle with
hypersensitive teeth, meaning they are sensitive to hot and cold
temperatures, very sugary or acidic foods and drinks and vigorous tooth
brushing. This kind of sensitivity is often called "dentin
hypersensitivity."
there's more...
The People’s
Lawyer’s Tip of the Day
Federal law prohibits a debt collector from calling you at work,
but only after he knows your employer prohibits such calls. If a debt
collector calls you at work, let him know that your employer does not allow
such calls and that you assume he will never call again. If the debt
collector calls back, he is violated federal law and you could be entitled
to a penalty of up to $1,000.
What's A Billion
from Jim Nelson
I wonder if most of us realize the "Fox is in the hen house", and has been
for years. Did you see what Congress "Earmarked" in the military
appropriations bill the other day??
The next time you hear a politician use the word “billion" in the customary
casual manner, think about whether you want the “politicians” spending YOUR
tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend; however, one advertising
agency has done a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its recent releases.
there's more...
The People’s
Lawyer’s Tip of the Day
Have you been bothered by a door-to-door salesman? Under the law,
you have three days to change your mind whenever you sign a contract
negotiated in your home by a salesperson. The best advice is don't talk to
any salesperson who shows up at you door. But if you make a mistake and get
talked into a bad deal, the law gives you three days to cancel.
Subject: One of
the best police stories ever
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right
thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red
light by accelerating through the intersection. the
rest...
Could Dental
Cavities Be a Thing of the Past?
submitted by Dr. Catharine Goodson!
Dental cavities are a global epidemic. The World Health Organization
estimates that among industrialized nations, 60 to 90 percent of school
children and most adults have cavities. Here in the United States, dental
caries, the disease which leads to cavities, is the most common childhood
disease, nearly 5 times more common than asthma. Fortunately, the latest
dental research shows help may be on the way.
more...
Joke submitted by
Mike Newell
the Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they
got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later,
Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you
see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell
you?" asked Tonto. Lone
Ranger's reply...
The People’s
Lawyer’s Tip of the Day
A store has the right to sell something and limit your right to return it by
saying "no returns," or "exchange only." But this does not apply to
something that doesn't work. You are always entitled to get a working
product, unless it was purchased "as is."
Just in Time for the
Holidays
Old Fashioned Egg Nog Recipe courtesy Emeril
Lagasse, 2003
submitted by Eddie Harper
1 quart milk
1 cup superfine or confectioners' sugar
1 vanilla bean, split in half lengthwise and seeds scraped out
12 large eggs*, separated
2 cups heavy cream get the
rest...
Study Faults
Charities for Veterans Some Nonprofits Shortchange Troops, Watchdog Group
Says
By Philip Rucker Washington Post Staff Writer
submitted by Jim Nelson
Americans gave millions of dollars in the past year to veterans charities
designed to help troops wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan, but several of the
groups spent relatively little money on the wounded, according to a leading
watchdog organization and federal tax filings.
read on...
The People’s
Lawyer’s Tip of the Day
If you do not have a will, the law writes one for you. For example,
if you are married and have children from another marriage, your children
and their step-mother may share your property after your death. The best way
to make sure your property goes to whom you want after your death is to have
a will. A will can also avoid time and expense when it comes to probate.
A Holiday Survival
Guide for Your Smile
submitted
by Dr. Catharine Goodson!
The holidays are upon us, and ‘tis the season for a bit of togetherness (and
a lot of indulgence). We don’t all celebrate the same holidays or adhere to
the same belief systems, but there is one thing that seems to unite us all:
comfort food.
there's more...
The
People’s Lawyer’s Tip of the Day
I am sure you have all heard the many stories
about frivolous lawsuits. Stories about people who refuse to take
responsibility for their own misconduct and try to collect damages from
others. What you may not have heard is "the rest of the story" Click
here for more.
Basic Facts about
the Presidential Dollars
submitted by Jim Nelson
Because there are so many misconceptions about the "Golden" Presidential
Dollars, I thought some of you might like to read the information located at
http://www.us-coin-values-advisor.com/facts-presidential-dollars.html
to learn the plain truth about them. Education is the purpose behind these
coins. Incidentally, the will be no "Golden" Sacagawea Dollars struck in
2008 except those for collector sets. And yes, some of the Presidential
Dollars did reach circulation with the lettering missing from the edge, but
only a minor number of those did happen to reach the public. They are worth
a lot of money.
ESTATE
PLANNING 101
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father
died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went
to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.
the rest...
The People’s Lawyer’s
Tip of the Day
Are over-eager
salespeople still calling you? Maybe you forgot to sign up for the National
Do Not Call List. Click here for more.
The History of Thanksgiving: Ever
wonder what the pilgrims and their Native American guests really ate at the
first feast? The truth may surprise you. Contrary to popular belief, they
didn't sit down to a meal featuring turkey, corn, cranberries, and pumpkin
pie (in fact, they didn't even have forks!). Travel back to Plymouth and
discover some of the humble origins of Thanksgiving traditions we celebrate
today and what the original celebration was actually like!
Click here for more.
Hello! It's a great day
at The Secret Playhouse!
submitted by Julie Campbell
The Secret Playhouse is an indoor recreational facility for children ages 6
months- 12 years of age. The Secret Playhouse offers open play, Birthday
Party Packages, Parent's Night Out and Play Dates that are sure to be a hit!
With multiple climbing structures, moon bouncer, performance stage,
designated tiny tots area and even a snack bar we have it all covered! So
Remember "SPREAD THE SECRET!"
Julie Campbell
www.thesecretplayhouse.com
281-554-4576
COM expands
health programs
By Mark Collette The Daily News
LEAGUE CITY — College of the Mainland has expanded its health-related course
offerings after acquiring more space at its League City campus.
The college will begin offering a medical assistant program in January. It
has already added a dental assistant program and duplicated the nursing
assistant program that already existed in Texas City, college officials
said. the
rest...
A Note about
Your Dental Insurance Benefits
Dr. Catharine Goodson
I would like to take a moment to discuss your dental insurance benefits.
Almost all insurance companies renew your dental benefits with the New Year.
That means that you can take advantage of possibly $1,000 or more of
benefits for yourself and your family before the year's ends. These
benefits, often part of your employer’s insurance program, are typically
lost if not used.
read the rest...
The Bull & The
Blonde
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed
their own
stock. They only have $600 left.
read the rest...
Who Do You
Want For The Next President
submitted by Pat Halisey
I think this is worth your time. It surprised me, next year's the election
... already made up your mind? still deciding? try this fascinating website!
read on...
There is an
election coming up relating to the use of a ¼ cent Sales Tax for Economic
Development, November 6, 2007
submitted by Pat Hallisey
I have been asked by friends my position on this issue and why.
I support the effort and encourage you to do the same.
For years, we have talked about working to diversify the economy of League
City and begin to take the tax burden off the backs of homeowners and
families.
read
on...
ICE Campaign
- "In Case of Emergency" You may have seen this, but in case you had not,
fyi:
submitted by Tricia George
We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but
nobody, other than ourselves,
 knows which of these numbers belong to our
closest family or friends.
the
rest...
total bodywork
total bodywork is helping to serve our
community this holiday season. We are offering our 1st and 2nd day
Chiropractic services ($276 value) for free with a $35 donation to the
Interfaith Caring Ministries during the week of November 5-9. This donation
will provide a local family with a full holiday meal. If you have ever
considered seeking Chiropractic care, NOW IS THE TIME! Help yourself while
you are helping others.
Call 281-335-9011 to schedule your appointment
HOW TO CALL THE
POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE
submitted by Suzette Cerrillo
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed
when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
she could see from the bedroom window.
the rest...
An
older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
the rest...
Sugar: The
Scariest Halloween Trend
by Dr. Catharine Goodson
Halloween is approaching, and so are all those scary costumes and haunted
houses. It shouldn’t be the ghouls and ghosts that you fear, however, but
the candied apples, trick-or-treat sweets and all the soda that washes them
down! Sugary and acidic foods can lead to tooth decay, and that can put a
damper on anyone’s festive spirit.
read
the rest...
The
People’s Lawyer’s Tip of the Day
Never cash a check and return part of the
proceeds to the person who gave it to you! One of the most common and
successful scams involves paying for something with a certified or cashier's
check in a larger amount and asking for the difference. The check is
counterfeit and you will be out whatever money you return.
Round
of Golf
submitted by Bill Harper
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult
hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them
and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something
white in its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough,
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the
middle of the cow's butt."
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like
yours!"
"I don't remember much after that..."
back to
headlines
80%
of Workers Unaware of Link Between Poor Credit, Job Offers
source: insiderecruiting
While most people know a weak credit score can hurt their chances of getting
a home loan, just 20% of your job candidates know that a bad credit score
can harm their chances of getting a job.
more...
Why
should you wear a mouth guard?
by Dr. Catharine Goodson
While they're not mandatory equipment in all sports, their value is
indisputable. Mouth guards cushion blows to the face and neck. They're
especially important for athletes playing contact sports, but other athletes
face no shortage of hazards: balls, sticks, elbows, goalposts, trees - heck,
even the ground could do quite a number on your teeth!
more...
The
People’s Lawyer’s Tip of the Day
The Texas Deceptive Trade Practices Act protects you whenever
someone misleads or deceives you. This is our consumer protection law, but
beware it applies to all sellers, including you when you sell at a garage
sale, through a classified ad, or on the web. Don't say anything misleading
or deceptive about what you are selling. It could cost you a substantial
amount in damages.
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